1. witchyhellbroth:

    pinenolanapple:

    it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

    #don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

  2. ((REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU))

  3. dooblerdoo:

    whenever I create a text post

    image

  4. beamkatanachronicles:

    foolishcaptainkia:

    gothamshitty:

    kushdrinker:

    sweet dreams are made of cheese

    who am I to diss a brie

    I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

    ev-harvarti’s limburger something

  6. nicodidevilo: teenytigress: THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

    nicodidevilo:

    teenytigress:

    THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

    love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

  7. dreamersdynasty: ☯ ✞ and ▲

    dreamersdynasty:

    ☯ ✞ and ▲

  8. whattheshellishappening:

    me.

  9. teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

    teenytigress:

    SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

  11. locksandglasses:

    saying reckless stuff while hungry is equivalent to saying reckless stuff while drunk

  12. tinnyhouse:

    i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name

  13. luz-sonriente:

    Siren Song series by Victor Nizovtsev

  14. yaygocats:

    discomplete:

    “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

    “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

  15. pursuitofhapppinessss: to feel a little love

    pursuitofhapppinessss:

    to feel a little love

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